Who thinks they can jump the canals of Venice?
That’s one arrogant dude.
You’ve got your fancy sweatshirt and your TTP (Turbo Tower of Power) racing plate mounted on your inevitably polished handlebars.
What’s really arrogant isn’t the jumping at all, it’s the trying to sell us a Deluxe Thrill Set on the back cover.
Our minds are fixed on jumping the canals of Venice, and you ask us to Pump the Tower for Wild Wheelies?
Empty promises for the plastic catastrophe involved in leaping a perfectly calculated 4 to 17 cars.