Suffer the flash of The Phantom’s ring! Real men have a seal of affiliation. They stand for something, even if what they stand for continues to fail them. They stamp their summary message into fleshy pirate cheekbones.
A Colt pistol is a helpless device. It might as well be a toaster.
This pirate is only shooting low flying chickens now.
Our pirate is shocked to be clocked, and the James Brolin beard framing perfect teeth are no shield for a rampaging fist. Pirate gangs threaten, but a blue bodysuit stuffed with determination and topped with goggles is a mighty foe.
The sunburst firework background reminds us that even while blind, The Phantom deals with pirates. Fire your blunderbuss like it’s the 4th of July. A fist with a ring is heading your way.