Nothing really indicates peril as quickly as a rope ladder towed by a helicopter.
The city pulses with fear. The oceans weep.
It’s King Kong meets The Towering Inferno on the way to The Poseidon Adventure.
A*P*E features an ape hair treatment on the logo painted by hand long before the click of a photoshop filter.
What I really love is the included feature summary spelled right out for those fearless enough to See A*P*E: 1) defy the JAWS of Giant Shark, 2) destroy a teeming city, 3) demolish an Ocean Liner, 4) vanquish Monster Reptile (non-specific)
JAWS! Like that other REALLY big movie of a similar (wait) same name that we would like to compare ourselves favorably to and conveniently remind you about after you saw it last year! (1975). You will see A*P*E “vanquish” a Monster Reptile, which apparently will be drawn into the poster as a rattlesnake.
We are reminded that A*P*E is not to be confused with King Kong.
I don’t think we’ll make that mistake.
Amidst the mayhem, a beautiful woman lingers against A*P*E*‘s left ear.